...you'll have to kill him. Being able to perceive humorous parody and being litigious are apparently mutually exclusive. Just ask the purveyors of "Unicorn - the new white meat."
Note to lawyers: the suggestion to perpetrate any sort of violence on lawyers with senses of humour is itself a parody of lawyers without a sense of humour; to understand said parody one first requires a sense of humour which itself precludes the understanding of such understanding, to wit, the requisite sense or perception of humour being a necessary prerequisite to the perception or sensing thereof, thereby comprising an act analogous to that of begging the question in the first and second parts of said understanding of the understanding of the prior understanding.
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